Two more quotations from films

[lara86.livejournal.com]

Dorogie kollegi :)

What is the meaning of this quotation in contemporary Russian language?

Кто возьмёт билетов пачку, тот получит водокачку
Туалет, типа сортир (обозначенный буквами «Мэ» и «Жо»)

Both from the film "Бриллантовая рука".

Thank you in advance

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[upthera44.livejournal.com]

Could you give some examples of the use of "как раз"? I often want to use it in the meaning of "completely" or "100%", but I always feel uncertain.

How does it compare to совсем, "прям", вполне? Is как раз flexible or used only with certain phrases?