Стихотворение

[pomidorova-gnus.livejournal.com]

Очень прошу прощения, если это уже здесь было, я так и не нашел как воспользоваться поиском.

Стихотворение под названием "В помощь изучающим русский язык", автор Николай Голь:

Мы пошли с Надюшей в душ,
Вдруг приперся Надин муж.
То ли мне надеть одежду,
То ли мне одеть Надежду…


Hm, oryx_and_crake tell me that I do it wrong.. Ok, I'll try to trabslate. In this poem we may see classical "game of words" - try to see it and translate it correct :)

Russian anomalies in stress and gender

[mrsincerity.livejournal.com]

Hey all,

Could someone please provide me with some examples of nouns that can have more than one stress in the nominative with no change in meaning? For example, творог 'curd' can have the stress fall on either vowel with no change in meaning.

Also, can someone please provide me with examples of words that can decline for more than one gender? For example, колибри 'himmingbird' can be either masculine or feminine.

I would really appreciate any help I can get. I've studied Russian but am primarily a linguist and am working on a project for a Russian linguistics class comparing how dictionaries present anomalies in nominals, but, because my inexperience in Russian, I'm having a hard time actually finding anomalies!

Spasiba!