a line i am having trouble with

[im-such-a-slav.livejournal.com]

Но мои шансы на это невелики, я совершенно не способен взглянуть в глаза незнакомой женщине.

why is it "я" not "мне" followed by an adverb (совершенно)
the word "способен" (which i am assuming is a form of способый- but maybe not and if it is i dont recognize the form)
finally "в глаза" i am assuming is in genitive, but why is it singular and is something like "взглянуть в глаза незнакомой женщине" a normal sounding phrase?

here's my attempted translation: But my chances of that aren’t great, I’m completely unable to look at this unknown woman.

im lost...

Curious

[stephenwolfe.livejournal.com]

I have come across russians in chat that use english keyboards to talk in something that they call russian, but it doesn't look like russian, more similar to dutch. Where would I find a translator for this.

A Typical Wednesday - Corrections please?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_emper_/]

Good evening,

Yet again, I have to do another recording for my Russian class. This time, I had to write 10 sentences about a typical Wednesday in my life.

I was wondering if anyone could please correct them and make a recording of the sentences so I can base myself on it for the accent. I translated in both English and French if ever you don't understand the meaning of the sentence. Also, what is underlined in pink, I was not sure if it was accusative or not, and what's in yellow, I need to know how to say (I know what's 8:00, but I don't know what's 8:30.

( Here are the sentences )

Sorry if it's not typed. :S I hope you understand my handwriting well enough!

Also, I have to say a huge thanks to everyone who helped me with my last recording! It helped a lot!

cpaciba,

EMPER

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[soidisantfille.livejournal.com]

How would I say: "It has been a long time since..." in Russian?