Help with translating profanity

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Hi All,

Sorry that my first post back after a long absence is an unpleasant one. Please don't click on the lj-cut link if you are easily offended.

( Profanity inside )

Thanks for any help and insight you can provide.

- Heather
(who wishes that translation were only about happy bunnies and sunshine)