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[wolfie-18.livejournal.com]

There was a "holiday" about a month ago and I forgot to ask about it. I already know the details of what happens if in nine months you do give birth, but I still don't know what the holiday is called. Day of Conception? of Love? All I know is that they had a whole bunch of young adults sucking face on Dvortsovaya Ploshchad and my innocent eyes were raped.

some help with translations

[soidisantfille.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to get my Russian back into shape after neglecting it for many months.  I picked up a copy of Azazel by Boris Akunin, and am disappointed in my reading comprehension even as I read the first page!  Can anyone help me out with the following phrases?  I'm not having too much difficulty with the vocabulary, just with the set phrases.

"...случилось безобразное, ни в какие рамки не улкладывающееся происшествие."

"Солнца припекало не на шутку, и скамейке, что оказались в тени, все были заняты."

"...обращенной к решетке..."

Thanks!