A really funny story

[scifigal.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I'm leaving Ukraine in 4 days, after having spent 2 years here. I was going through old papers and notebooks I'd written in and I came upon a story I wrote. It made me laugh so hard that I cried, totally due to the mistakes.

So I'm NOT asking that anyone correct these mistakes, but that you have a laugh along with me. These are mistakes I made around 1 to 2 months in to learning Russian.

I wrote this story. I loved writing stories and found them very motivating for me.

Рики Мартин любит его попрофессиу. Вечера знаменитый директор позванил ему и сказал ему еграть в новом филме с сестрой дирестора. В филме, Рики Мартин любит Тану и званит её порню*, Сергею. Он гаварит Сергием, что Рики Мартин убьют убивать Сергея есле он не распаданется с тани. Рики сегодня еграл первой раз с актёром. Актёр выл <<Сергей>> и он выл очен убедительный. Рики думает актёр отлични, Рики думает что Сергей еграет луче счем он. Сечас ему нада позванить и сказать <<Тане>> ей что он любит её.


* This was my conjugation of the word парен aka "boyfriend", not "porn" :)

So yeah, this made me laugh so hard, from the misspelling of Director to saying that someone HOWLED "Sergei" instead of "was" Sergei, especially when they "howled convincingly" hahahahaa

Hope you enjoyed it and got some laughs.

Oh, and typing that with all the mistakes was REALLY HARD TO DO. It's nice to see where you came from. I just had my Russian tested and i earned an "Advanced Low" which is great especially considering I couldn't even recognize Russian letters when I first started learning 2 years ago. :)

Comments

[loriel-daydream.livejournal.com]

Good job! Молодец)

[missa-gorightry.livejournal.com]

I love it! I wish I had thought to write stories about Ricky Martin.

[xjestx.livejournal.com]

It's similar to the kinda thing I write for practice, only my stories are about tv characters instead of Ricky Martin and have even more mistakes. *g*

[surkova.livejournal.com]

it makes sense of how non-natives perceive Russian at first :)

[wordchick.livejournal.com]

Enjoy COSing. It's nice to be home, but I find myself missing Ukraine at the strangest moments.