O Russian Language, How Hard Thou Art

[wolk-off.livejournal.com]

Learn Russian well, or you wind up working as an AGFA technical instruction writer!
(in Russian; requires advanced level of written Russian comprehension)

Comments

[pigmeich.livejournal.com]

Ahem, what's the point? If it were together with English (or whatever) original, this would useful as an example of bad influence of another language. Without it that is little to none useful.

[wolk-off.livejournal.com]

That's why I pointed out that it's a post entirely in Russian (which means it requires an advanced level.)
I'll amplify this point tin the original post.

[archaicos.livejournal.com]

For the fun of it you could translate the manual and some comments into English. :) But that would need to be done carefully so the mistakes that occurred when translating from English to Russian wouldn't magically disappear. :)

I'll just highlight the funniest moments

[2vast2curious.livejournal.com]

"Все время принимать с осмотрительностей питающий компонент" > Consume the nourishing component covering some cautions all the time. (Ha, you fell for it! You thought it was a photo frame, but in fact it's a fairy tale tablecloth that provides a delicious meal on demand.)

"В течение слайдшоу надавить клавиш на задним панели плеера или на дистанционном управлении (без {on/off} ключа), плеер покажет как ниже" > Troughout the slide show make a keys* () on by the back** () of the player or on the remote control obey, and the player will show as lower. (Well, to think of it, we do make keys obey when we press them. Is there some movement against this?)

"Прыгать на предыдущее фото" > Leap on the surface of the previous photo. (Honey, I Shrunk the Kids style.)

[chouchou61.livejournal.com]

Or, if you don't learn Russian well, you will wind up working as a translator for the US Department of State? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032619/#29557054