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[mesbilletsdoux.livejournal.com]

could someone please translate this for me:
Вот, встретил у себя в комментах lostinelpaso  и задумался: хули я языки не учу? Ведь у меня есть все возможности... только желание и нужно. А то прям стыдно, блин... на инглише тока и могу разродиться чем-то навроде "ай*м шел келбек ю ин тэн минтс..." На дойче еще хуже...

Баклана я кусок. Если отец узнает, он ведь... разочаруется во мне очень. Бездельник я. Надо браться за голову..

thank you

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[ex-qnn171.livejournal.com]

I met lostinelpaso in comments and asked myself why the hell I don't study languages? I lack only will. Shame on me. I can only say something like "i'm shall callback u in ten minutes" in English. And my Deutch is even worse.

I am dumb. My father will be disappointed in me if he'll know about it. I am lazy ass. I need to get myself act together.

[solito.livejournal.com]

So I met lostinelpaso in my comments and got lost in thoughts: what the fuck I don't learn languages? After all, I have capabilities... all I need is will. It's a bloody shame... all I can say in English is something like "I'm shall callback you in ten minute..." And even worse in Deutsch.

I am a piece of a dumb. If my father knows, he surely will get... disappointed in me. I'm a loafer. I need to tackle this...

Errata

[solito.livejournal.com]

*in ten minutes*
*I'm a piece of a dumbass*

[red-kitti.livejournal.com]

This person is using a lot of slang, right? For example: на инглише

How common is this short of speech in everyday Russian?

[solito.livejournal.com]

Well, it's rather common among young generation. The overall impression from his comment - he is not using the slang too much, may be except for the word баклан, but in his speech it comes from Beavis and Butthead in Russian translation, I believe...

[http://users.livejournal.com/celsium_/]

What Beavis'n'Butthead have to do with the word "Баклан"? I would say it's rather common in todays youth speech. Sorry for mistakes, i have no practice in English.

[solito.livejournal.com]

nothing - except for the fact that it overuses this word thus helping its propagation

[tolangue-agess.livejournal.com]

So I red L's comments in my journal and started thinking - why the heck don't I learn any languages? After all, I have the ability... I lack only the will power. It's such a friggin' shame... The only thing I can say in English is "I'm shall callback u in ten minutes." My Deutch is even worse.

I am a piece of dumb ass. If my father finds out, he will... he would be very dissapointed in me. I am a lazy goof. Got to pull myself together.