Don't use online translators. Ever.

[oryx_and_crake]

http://community.livejournal.com/toronto_ru/433877.html

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[ex-roumor.livejournal.com]

y? its foony

[aurora-dark.livejournal.com]

Lol, I would never use an online translator to copy/paste and "write" something in a language I didn't know... xD

But I do think they're very helpful for translating something in the original language, just to read it. Because having SOME idea of what the message says is a LOT better than not knowing at all :/ (and it takes a long time to learn a language well enough to know it yourself :p)

[pashator.livejournal.com]

Jap twins? Fook mi/fook yo?

[oryx_and_crake]

Some people even get tattoos in languages they don't know.

[aurora-dark.livejournal.com]

I know... That's just absurd! I can't believe it.

[ex-roumor.livejournal.com]

i has no understood w00t you jussaid )
i are requesting moar info, donkey-kun.
fap-fap

[wolk-off.livejournal.com]

In 1998, I've seen a guy in New York's coolest club to date, The Cooler (now defunct.) The guy was wearing a T-shirt with the following inscription on the front side:
НЕНАВИЖУ РАВНОПРАВИЕ ПОЛОВ,
ЗДОРОВЫЙ ОБРАЗ ЖИЗНИ
И ПОЛИТИЧЕСКУЮ КОРРЕКТНОСТЬ

I could not help asking him if he knew what his T-shirt was saying. He said he didn't. I asked him where he got it; he said, Amsterdam. Then I translated the slogan to him. The guy nodded and said:
"This is exactly what I mean."




(the T-shirt was saying "I hate equal rights of sexes, healthy life and political correctness.")

[wild-seacat.livejournal.com]

=)