"Standing upon the toilet bowl is not only immoral (we've got toilet paper to cover it), but also very dangerous. Sometimes somebody's leg would slide down and sharp chunks of dirty tiles went straight up their arse like a knife into a piece of butter. Horrible death of tetanus isn't worth your ignorance. (last phrase is a bit dodgy, but still :))"
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Date: 2004-08-08 04:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-08 10:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-08 10:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-08 11:18 am (UTC)Sometimes somebody's leg would slide down and sharp chunks of dirty tiles went straight up their arse like a knife into a piece of butter.
Horrible death of tetanus isn't worth your ignorance. (last phrase is a bit dodgy, but still :))"
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Date: 2004-08-08 12:32 pm (UTC)Owwww.