Russian teacher in Sant-Pete

[tanya-currant.livejournal.com]

Hello, 
I am a qualified  teacher of Russian as a foreign language.  
I offer Russian lessons for adults, begginers - intermediate, in St Pete, on week ends. 
If you'r interested in pls contact me here or by email casis@mail.ru

All details on request. 

Best wishes, 
Tanya

What the hell does this mean?

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I'm trying to translate it, and I'm completely at a loss.

Чума дохлая
одни уже кости
от твоих .....[мужики]
тягайся всеравно
никому не нужна только
на сутки